Friday, 10 December 2010

Welcome - Your Guide to Ten's Festive Flow

In this weeks post we feature the up-and-coming events at Ten Cocktail Bar during Christmas Eve and Boxing Day, Ten's big fat New Years Eve party, have an article where we see what would happen if we had a high-speed tunnel link to the USA, look at some our favorite mythical characters, take a look at some of the celebs we will only see on Christmas repeats and poke some fun at Christmas pranks and funnies from our friends at YouTube.com.



CHRISTMAS EVE and BOXING DAY:
This Christmas eve Ten will be bringing you a big fat sack of Christmas drinks deals which would make even Santa rosey-cheeked.  From 8pm till late, DJ Diggers will gettting out his carrot and mince pies for Santas arrival and playing the best of Funky House, Dance, R'n'b, classics and all your party favorites.

Amongst the diamond deals we'll be stuffing in your stocking, are these little beauties below:
  • VK's  - £1.50
  • WKD - £1.50
  • Jager-bomb - £2.90
  • Becks Bottles - £1.50
  • Shooters from - £1.00
  • Vodka Red Bull - £2.90
  • Go-large spitits - £1.00.#
And just when you think its safe to release a little brussell sprout bottom bomb Ten Cocktail Bar has Supersaurus, Worthing's best loved covers band, to unload their snow globe of excitment all over Ten's unique surroundings.

The connoisseurs of covers will be playing tracks from bands including:  Kings of Leon, Oasis, Rolling Stones, U2, The Beatles, Bon Jovi, Blink182, Reef and many many more.

To see the last time Supersaurus rocked Ten, just visit our Past and Present Events section here for all the pics from the night.


So come dance your sprouts off at Worthing's ultimate party venue!



NEW YEARS EVE:
New Years Eve, the staple of every festive season is going to be more exciting than any poorly worded similé or analogy.

Starting with a complimentary champagne and a finger buffet from 8pm - 10pm, Ten will be stockings it shelves with the best quality drinks, giving you FREE party poppers, confetti canons and fantastic champagne deals.

For more info on the other great deals from Ten Cocktail Bar just click on a flyer for a larger view.


POPULARITÉ Á LA MYTHOLOGY:
Being Christmas those of us who are of 'that' persuasion, like to tell stories.  A favorite at this point in the year is the birth story and many other tales from Christian book of kids stories.  Oddly the tale that is told at Christmas wasn't exclusive, turns out that Mathusela and a few others had a similar upbringing.  Mathusela was born in stable, had three wize men visit him, performed miracles and died to save mankind - a little familiar I think, but then SITCOMs didn't come along till the Greeks got bored of buggery.

So in celebration of this Listphobia.com had put together a top ten of the most popular mythological creatures - I'm not sure how this list was established and who had voted and how accurate the list may be.  This aside, it has a tenuous relevance and therefore its here!
  1. Dragons:  From China, Greece and Europe.
  2. Unicorn:  My guess is that there was some kids involved in the survey.
  3. Vampires:  In my opinion this should be top of the list, and maybe fuelled by the 'Twilight' films (slight pause while I assemble my masculinity) which actually weren't all that bad!
  4. Werewolves:  In the final part of Teen Wolf Too there is a panning shot of the crowd celebrating.  If you look closly you can see one of the crowd has his penis out.  Google it.
  5. Pegasus:  Definitely girls voting for these creatures!  Apparently it was made up of the Gorgon Medusa blood as it spilled from her neck (after Perseus slit here throat) and the sea-god Poseidon!?!  But in the old version of Clash of the Titans Perseus clearly rides Pegasus around before killing Medusa.  Continuity was obviously a recent invention!
  6. Centaurs:  Pretty cool creatures, but I can see a horsey theme growing!
  7. Pheonixs:  The idea for this thing arose from Greece, China, Egypt and Persia.  Ok, so this bird has powers of rebirth and immortality but what did it ever do before or after?  Seems like a bit of a cop-out as it only ever appears after an event has happened, then flies about taking all the attention.  I had an ex girlfriend like that!
  8. Minotaur:  They certainly loved a game of biological consequences, this time its the head which is an animal.  Has a slight weakness for women and brightly coloured wool.
  9. Mermaids:  Curious, but I'm sure we all love them.
  10. Medusa:  Again with the biological amalgamation, and a weakness for reflective surfaces.

DIED ON THE JOB:
We celebrate the birth of Christ at Christmas, and a few months later we celebrate the rebirth.  But poor old Jesus was busy 'doing what he loved' when he died, something I wouldn't be against.  It actually wouldn't be a bad thing to die taking pictures of people partying in swanky London, but if I was my mate Pete, I was be wholey gutted if I was to kick my bucket whilst mopping the toilets at MacDonalds.

Here is a short article on other famous people who have died on the job - and that's not the Elvis sense of the word 'job'!  Some of these people are dearly missed by friends and family.

Tommy Cooper

The British comedian died live on TV while performing at Her Majesties Theater in London in 1984.

Steve Irwin
The Australian naturalist was killed by a stingray while filming a documentary in 2006.

Sid James

The English comedian and actor collapsed on stage and died in 1976.

Roy Kinnear

The British comedian fell off a horse and died while filming in Spain in 1988.

Brandon Lee
The son of Bruce Lee was accidentally shot and died while filming The Crow in North Carolina in 1993.

William Ellsworth Robinson

Chung Ling Soo (Stage name) was an American magician who was shot on stage when a trick went wrong at the Wood Green Empire in London in 1918.

Vic Morrow

The American actor was filming “The Twilight Zone” The Movie in 1982 when he was decapitated by an out of control helicopter.

Tyrone Power

The American actor died while filming in Spain in 1958.

Karl Wallenda

The German tightrope walker fell to his death while walking a tightrope between two buildings in 1978.

Les Harvey

The rock singer was electrocuted on stage in Swansea, Wales in 1972.


SOMETHING ELSE:
Here it is, the final section of any post is dedicated to some relevant, or maybe a bit tenuously linked, videos courtesy of YouTube.com. Ha! I love how horrible people can be to their kids!!!







Thanks for visiting and we hope to see you in Ten Cocktail Bar very soon.

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